pervasive pyrexia

grammar prigs are alive and well in the unzoned hinterlands of Ballard. 

sexy, mysterious Madrona. 

unsodden sod. 

day drinkers at Shorty's. 

15th & Mercer. 

the Tampon Tree, Ballard. once there was a tree, and she loved a little girl- forgive me, never mind. 

I recently mocked the whole Chardonnay-with-ice thing, but it's been so goddamn hot that I finally relented; when spigoted directly out of the classy refrigerated Trader Joes Boxed Wine bag it was simply not refreshing enough! and with ice it's fucking delicious! fruitless sangria, I call it. 

we are all hot lazy mammals here.

"if your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing?" David Letterman