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$9.99 IKEA wok: you encounter this display when you're approximately halfway through the store. you've already pushed past the glacial families and arguing couples and oblivious children and under-construction section and the infuriating sidewalk and the weirdly stained display sofas and the Meatball Smell. and then this! how do you react? it's a sly psychological litmus test!

me: muttering "oh god" aloud whilst blocking someone's cart to take this picture. 

wee babes on my money tree! plants are good roommates. 

don't ever buy a used zester at Value Village. 

focaccia, Brie, apples, honey. yet another tediously bourgeois example of prissy-pants gentri-snax? perhaps! but it was also a textural wonderland and tasty as fuck. 

Pike Place. 

fishes you probably oughtn't eat at Shilshole Marina. 

and this is apparently what my autocorrect thinks of Shilshole. 

the body's buried beneath this. 

there was anonymous candy taped to my door when I got home yesterday. thanks, sexy mysterious universe! 

the inexplicable products you'll find on the weird discount table at the Broadway QFC! my first thought was "why the fuck would you name it this?" second thought: "why wouldn't you name it this?" 

random lair. I think I took this because the cat was doing something endearing. note the toy that she's obsessed with and laying upon. 

random Welsh: "parodd e iddi hi fynd." "he caused her to go." interesting phrase for a pocket dictionary.