behold! the sunniest of summers!

anyone need a free mattress? gently used?

remember that old SNL episode with Nicolas Cage playing a guy named "Asswipe" and he's like "no no- it's pronounced ahs-we-PAY" and he and his missus go to a party and someone loudly says "hey everyone, it's Emily and Ass-wipe!" I always think of that when I buy toilet paper. 

5th Avenue. 

the bench represents, like, existence. you know? 

"lovage story": lovage, ginger, rum, lime. goddamn delicious as fuck. 

a sunsetty portal through a wealthy person's shrubbery. 

seeking symmetry on 17th. I did not crop this at all. 

symmetry part 2. I love me a good church. 

a hot night at the Laurelton. 

"are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?" ...because we all need a badass palindrome to fall back on, and sometimes "do geese see god?" doesn't quite cut it.