singing all the parts to "sloop john b"

sometimes you need to get yourself a lava lamp and position it next to your favorite album cover ever. 

hiking lazy mountain...

...and straddling it from the summit. 

entropy defilthing her vile self. 

feeders. o oblivious goldfish, how suitable a metaphor for something you are. 

and here is a delicious li'l nip from 1949's "esquire's handbook for hosts"! 

SEA CAPTAIN'S SPECIAL ("a cocktail for MEN!") 

-1/2 lump sugar

-few drops Angostura bitters

-1 1/2 jiggers rye

-ice

-champagne

-2 dashes absinthe 

add sugar to old-fashioned glass. douse with bitters. add rye and one lump of ice. fill with champagne and top with absinthe, you classy git.